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Zoraq Bollogs

Zoraq Bollogsretired
Ogre (loner),
Dark Moon Dirglers team retired

Retired!

Achievements:
Interceptions: 0
Completions: 0
Touchdowns: 0
Casualties: 12  (3 were kills!)
MVP awards: 0
 
Star Player Points: 24
MA ST AG AV Skills
5 5 2 9 Loner, Bone-Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Guard

Sustained Injuries: none

Notes
Retired during season XI.
 
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This incredible stupid (he must be more than just plain bone-head) Ogre is - or should have been - the chief of the mooners' midfield. But more often than not, he stands paralized, imobilized and preoccupied with confusion of what the hell is going on here on that strange grass field, he finds himself present on (or is he just too busy to scratch his... ehm... own balls, to focus on the ball of the game?).
Though being fielded in all the mooners' matches in season 9, he only managed to focus just once: He suddenly woke up, attacked a chaos dwarf and killed him, and then sadly returned to his own mental world of stupidity. Why the coach kept fielding him in the first place is a mystery, since he in all previous matches was something like "the mother of all fuck-ups".


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