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Tina Turnoff

Tina Turnoffdead
Elf Lineman,
Blood Bowl Bunnies team retired

DEAD!

Achievements:
Interceptions: 0
Completions: 0
Touchdowns: 1
Casualties: 0
MVP awards: 2
 
Star Player Points: 13
MA ST AG AV Skills
6 2 3 7 Side Step

Sustained Injuries: -ST, -AG,  1 niggling inj.  DEATH!

Notes
Was killed in the match Blood Bowl Bunnies - Death Extravagante (Season XXIV, round 3).
 
Profile  
Tina Turnoff also known as “Porn Mama” is nothing short of a legend of the silver screen. She made her first movie appearances in the late fifties. However, her big breakthrough would not come until she married PlayBall Corporation’s Moving Picture Branch® media darling Spike Turnoff who had then just graduated from the Porn Star Academy earning his academic laurels as well as the degree cand.sperm. (In fact it was he who instituted the academy's motto "Af skede bliver man klog"). Together the two produced movies by the dozen. It was in this period that she set the standard for virtually every discipline in the genre. Most famous is of course the faeces-movie “What’s snuff got to do with it?” featuring herself singing the title song. By the mid-eighties her and Spike’s relationship deteriorated and they separated. But this was just the spark that would rekindle Tina’s career. Since then she has hit the billboards with among other titles “You’re simply a pest” depicting her and Spike’s breakup – loved by the critics, although horrible from a pornographic point of view – as well as “Cottbus City Limit” – the last in the line of her East German retro gay porn movies. Showing no signs of wanting to retire, she has even decided to take up Blood Bowl. Incidentally she also loves hamsters.

She entered the team before the 5th round match of season 21 and was killed in the 6th round match of season 24. She played a total of 24 matches for the team.

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