Djenghis MacKhan is a descendant of the legendary
German disco music group and Eurovision Song Contest participants of the same name. He was well-known for being the first to show his hiney and make a runner, when the British advanced at
Culloden. From the beach near Arisaig he regaled the rest of the Jacobite army with his 70’ies smash wunderhits “Ich will dich bumsen” and “Willst du meinen
geiler Lömmel schmachen”. Despite being the first to reach the shore, he was too fat to climb the boat when the
Bunny Prince bravely skedaddled to
Skye. As a result he was caught and ended his days as a court jester with the
Prince Elector of Braunschweig-Lüneburg. (He is in no way to be confused with his
namesake who established the
Scottish Khanate of Inner Mongolia, as it turned out, that he was an imposter who was not even Scottish, but from Yorkshire – frigging English bastard).
DEATH!
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