Ho Chi MacMinh

Ho Chi MacMinh was a military leader with a very high Ho Ratio. Being the faction leader in a civil war, MacMinh had the good fortune as to die while the war was still raging (and being on the winning side). Thus he avoided being associated with atrocities like other war criminals such as Elvis MacPresley and Preben MacElkjær. Today he is mostly remembered for his trendsetting beard style and for naming a hiking trail. This is not the story about him, however, rather than of his distant relative back in Glasgow… He is a moron, too.