Bad Moon Provorcs
Value: 180,000 gp
||Stunty, Right Stuff, Dodge, Sure Feet, +AG, Block, Leap, Stand Firm
-- Bad Moon Provorcs has retired --.
+AV from a Magic Helmet
HoF - Awarded into the Hall of Fame during/after season VII
Being a fragile "little guy" Gobo has a unique long history, and an unbelievable amount of SPP. This annoying gobo played a total of 6 seasons, and kept developing without ever receiving a permanent injury, despite the fact that he didn't really try to avoid trouble.
Choplifter must be considdered the most succesful "little-guy" so far. More agile than normal Goblins he could easily dodge his way through most defence lines.
However he was not the most cunning player, and he often talked Azog Bollogs
into the idea of tossing him through the air. Many times this was quite succesful - not only when he then could reach the endzone for a TD, but also when he got behind the opposing lines, and (due to poor intelligense) turned around and attacked the larger guys in the back - many times he heroicly did the whole act perfectly and even managed to knock down the ball carrier, and get the ball.
It is a mystery that Gobo was still alive, when the Mooners retired. Ok, his agressive playing stile combined with the not so well-developed sence of self protection (grand delusion?) more than once left him lying seemingly dead on the pitch, but every time the team's apothecary managed to pull some sort of miracle cure.