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Aarhus Motherfuckers

Race:  Chaos Chosen
Coach:  Madsen
Before picking up Blood Bowl, the Aarhus Motherfuckers was known as the meanest, toughest and dirtiest gang of bikers north of the river Elbe. Having such a reputation meant that they had a hard time finding people who would stand up to them in a barfight. The clever President of the club then came up with the idea to convert the gang into a Blood Bowl team. This way they could fight all they wanted, hang out with sexy cheerleaders and get paid as well!

See a picture of the team here

Aarhus Motherfuckers team badge
Bulletin board from the coach
Apr. 6th, 2009 - old news
Looking Back
After 8 matches, the group play is now over for the Motherfuckers and it is time to evaluate how well their first stay in the upper bracket went. The 8 matches resulted in two wins, two draws and four defeats, resulting in 6 points, which is slightly worse than expected.

The team still has a chance to reach the playoffs, but it now depends on how well the Dead Diggers and Wunderbaum United perform in their last matches.

On the bright side, the team has suffered no permanent injuries and only one player, Gert Danzig, killed, despite being in the bashiest group, so the team is well prepared for the new season. A lot of new skills has been gained, and the team is now starting to look like a real grinding machine, so next season we'll probably be ready to go for the gold!
- Madsen
Feb. 12th, 2009 - old news
On the way to the upper bracket
After maiming their way through the lower bracket last season, it now looks like the Aarhus Motherfuckers is going to dismember the upper bracket teams this season.

The team captain, Mr. President, says to the press: "We're gonna hit 'em hard this season too. The only difference is that they cost more when they die..."
- Madsen
Oct. 22nd, 2008 - old news
Motherfuckers wins group C!
With one round left before the play offs, Aahus Motherfuckers now stands as the winners of group C. In addition, AaMF now leads the entire lower bracket in terms of inflicted casualties and kills! What a start for a newly created team!

The president of the club, when confronted with the impressive numbers, said while wiping some blood off his boots: "Well, as we say, we live to win, and that's just what we did".
- Madsen
Sep. 23rd, 2008 - old news
Anal Therapy For The Wood Elves!
In a dazzling display of talent and skill, the Aarhus Motherfuckers today succeeded in beating the previously undefeated Wood Elves, Greyhavien Renegades.

After a 1-1 result at halftime, the woodies came close to a touchdown, but thanks to AaMFs coachs brilliant tactics, the ball was captured and handed off to The Mackerel who headed off downfield. Despite elf efforts to stop him, he scored a touchdown in the last turn.

The reaction from the crowd was spontaneous and excited. The AaMF hooligans went on a rampage through Århus, and they're not done yet. Pictures from the celebration can be seen here, here and here

Damn, it's good to win!
- Madsen
Tournaments played:
Season XXI, Season XXII
Trophies won:

Current Champions
Coach Prize

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