The snails are a bunch of rats who are living in giant snailhouses. The Snails' first priority is to show the world that we are the fastest and most winning team ever, even though we are named The Snails.
The Snails have no friends. The only other team they respect is "Need For Speed" These dwarves play in another league and are our training partners.
Bulletin board from the coach
Jan. 12th, 2005 - old news
Press Release... The first of the favored of The Horned Rat has arrived. THE ONE was withdrawn from the underground wars to aide The Snails after there miserable season. The Horned Rat is said to be very concerned with his favored BB team. He himself has thought about joining the manegements of The Snails.
- Allan P
Dec. 12th, 2004 - old news
Press Release... WHAT a season... The team preformance har ben disastrous. 5 lost matches and only 3 won. The fans are furious with the players and the coach who has recieved several threats on their lives and those of theirs familys.
The Team Managers new plan of salvation include the new Gutter Runner called THE ONE. He is know to be one of the chosen of the Horned Rat and will be admittet in the team before next season. More players favored by the Hornet Rat are on the way and in addition it is known that Hornet Rat himself has taken a special liking to The Snails...
Se you next season...
- Allan P
May 10th, 2003 - old news
From the coach: Know that was not funny at all. Orcs playing like elves on speed. We have never seen anything like it. But we will be back. Se you next season.
From the sponser NIKEY: We are happy with the result and looking forward to next season where The Snails must be among the favorites.
- Allan P
Apr. 26th, 2003 - old news
One game left. We are praying to the true and only Good, BEEEEERRR from NIKEY. It taste wonderfull. We are ready to meet the dimwitted orcs. :-)